Not a fan of the spa

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital (Zombie Spa-N-Bath), one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The wreckage is thick with dust. Thick trails of dried, smeared blood run across the walls and floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted Though we die, la resistance lives on. onto a wall.

There is a group of eight other zombies here. You recognise Arcady, 2ndVln, Ferrio, butch wormjuice, grandpabody, dak1n1 and rannmann amongst them.

Since your last turn:

• A zombie stood up.
• Daniel Muir said "Goddamn undead, GET OUT OF MY BUILDING"
• Daniel Muir killed a zombie with a knife.
• Daniel Muir killed a zombie with a pistol.
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie grabbed hold of you!
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage.
• The zombie's bite was infected!
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie lost its grip.
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie grabbed hold of you!
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie lost its grip.
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie grabbed hold of you!
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. ...and again.
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. ...and again.
• A zombie gestured at one of the zombies.
• A zombie said "Graaaagh!"

• Firemen Blaze said "you all are funny"
  

• You heard a low groaning 1 block to the west and 1 block to the south.
• You heard a loud and distant groaning 4 blocks to the east.
• Pertwee killed a zombie with a pistol.
• A zombie killed a zombie.
• A flare was fired 11 blocks to the south.
• A zombie stood up.
• A zombie said "Graaaagh!"
• A zombie said "Graaaagh!"
• A zombie gestured at one of the zombies.
• A zombie said "Bananaz"
• officeromally shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• officeromally killed a zombie with a shotgun.
• officeromally extracted a DNA sample from you. (Scent lost.)
• officeromally shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. ..and again.
• officeromally shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage.
• Capt Rick Grimes shot you with a pistol for 4 damage.
• Capt Rick Grimes shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage.
• Capt Rick Grimes shot you with a pistol for 4 damage.
• You took a Headshot from Capt Rick Grimes the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up.
• Capt Rick Grimes dumped your body out onto the street.

don't bother

You gesture to a factory.

You say "RAM RAM rrh garbbrh BANG BANANA"

• 27.77 MHz: "1111 revives needed at Bragg Park..."
• 27.77 MHz: "1111 restock and prepare for strike on Tarasius..."
• 27.77 MHz: "Let them have some fun first though..."

• A zombie said "Zang! Bang! Ang!"

You are standing in Bragg Park.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 revives the undead! but scan 1st! onto a tree.

There are six dead bodies here. They all smell strange. You recognise Kadiskay amongst them.

• jenjen88 said "You boys/gurls do need a hospital... you look a little green"
  

• 27.77 MHz: "where is the 1111 regrouping site?"
• 27.77 MHz: "1111 might has well meet up at Flooks for a while..."
• 27.77 MHz: "Don't bother with Tarasius until the horde moves on..."

You are inside Herbert Road Police Dept. Thick trails of blood are smeared across the walls and floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are RubyRage (12_HP) and Killer X747 (54_HP).

The building has been decorated with a stuffed alligator, a stuffed lion head and a stuffed crocodile.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111Squadron Armory onto a wall.

There is a horde of twenty-one other zombies here. You recognise false lodice, dogdrool, zed8080 and Zalaran amongst them.

There is a dead body here.

Since your last turn:

• A zombie dragged bacon patrol out into the street. (exactly 4 hours ago)
• A zombie dragged Dr Galen out into the street. (3 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged Otis Springfield out into the street. (3 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Graaaagh!" (3 hours and 55 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mrh?" (3 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged Gand out into the street. (3 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Mirran. (3 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed fshmfhmsmfh. (3 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Solid Snake81. (3 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (3 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• Lady Amedeus said "guys! get out of here!" (2 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• Lady Amedeus killed a zombie with a shotgun. (2 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• Lady Amedeus killed a zombie with a pistol. (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Gregory Stevens. (2 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed SantaCruzGary. (2 hours and 36 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• Mike D Stewart shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (1 hour and 46 minutes ago) (Now 4 east, 1 south.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (1 hour and 45 minutes ago)
• Cally Bradford killed a zombie with a fire axe. (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
• Cally Bradford shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (1 hour and 38 minutes ago) (Now 3 east, 1 south.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• Cally Bradford hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (1 hour and 38 minutes ago) (Now 3 east, 1 south.)
• A zombie dragged lloonnee2 out into the street. (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged a random mall cop out into the street. (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged Kraken Zombiehunter out into the street. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "BARHAH!" (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)
• You heard a low groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 1 minute ago)
• A zombie dragged GundamZer0 out into the street

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1111's Sybertroni has trouble adjusting to life as a Zombie

• A zombie killed a zombie.
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie grabbed hold of you!
• The zombie lost its grip.
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie grabbed hold of you!
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• You were killed by a zombie.

You stand up.

There are four other zombies here. You recognise Sybertronic amongst them.

You attack Sybertronic and miss.

You maul Sybertronic for 3 damage, and grab hold of their torn and blood-soaked dark blue jacket. They drop to 57 HP.

You say "HA HA"

la resistance

• Raving Lunatic said "Disregard what ardias said! Do not run! Fight till you're out of ap then meatshield. Theres more of us and we have more ap!"
• Raving Lunatic said "By the way i know this is a bad time but look at the grafitti. Ironic isnt it?"

Somebody has spraypainted EHB for now... zeds are restless tonight... EHB! onto a wall.

no, that doesn't actually qualify as 'ironic' but he is a Raving Lunatic . . .

• A zombie said "Mrh!" (moo cow zombie spotted!!)
  
• A zombie killed Raving Lunatic.
• Killer X747 said "Sorry guys, I'm gonna have to bug outta here"
  

You feed on the corpse.

• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. another 1111 zed-pk'er
• The zombie grabbed hold of you!
  
• A zombie dragged Lawrence Fialkow out into the street.
• You heard a low groaning from very close by.
• A zombie dragged Zomnut out into the street.
  
• You heard a low groaning from very close by.
  
• A zombie said "Graaaagh!"
  
• John Q Adams killed a zombie with a knife.
• A zombie dragged Sybertronic out into the street.
• You heard a loud and familiar groaning from very close by. ...and again.
• Maradon killed a zombie with a fire axe. ...and another.
• butch wormjuice killed a zombie with a pistol.

• You heard a loud and familiar groaning from very close by.
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
• A zombie dragged Bob Rommellski out into the street.
• A zombie dragged gabriel chicago out into the street.
• Percival Q Stalwart killed a zombie with a pistol. ...and another. ...and another.
• A zombie killed Pertwee.
• A zombie gestured at Page Turner. ...and again.
• A zombie dragged Page Turner out into the street.
• A zombie dragged Sarai Krieg out into the street.

You stand up.

You enter the building.

You graagh threateningly, your call echoing out into the streets.

• You heard a loud and familiar groaning from very close by. ...and again. (
• You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
• A zombie dragged Bob Rommellski out into the street.
• A zombie dragged gabriel chicago out into the street.
• Percival Q Stalwart killed a zombie with a pistol. ...and another. ...and another.
• A zombie killed Pertwee.
  
• A zombie gestured at Page Turner. ...and again.
  
• A zombie dragged Page Turner out into the street.
• A zombie dragged Sarai Krieg out into the street.
  

• A zombie killed EzioAuditore Firenze.
• A zombie dragged Zakorath out into the street.
• A zombie ransacked the building.
• bavo50 killed a zombie with a fire axe.
• A zombie ruined the building.
• A zombie smashed a stuffed monkey.
• A zombie smashed a stuffed eagle.
• A zombie smashed a stuffed eagle.
• A zombie smashed a impressionist sculpture.
• A zombie smashed a stuffed alligator.
• A zombie smashed a stuffed crocodile.
• A zombie smashed a stuffed lion head.
• A zombie smashed a stuffed fish.
• A zombie smashed a contemporary painting.
• A zombie smashed a conceptual painting.
• A zombie smashed a conceptual sculpture.
• A zombie smashed a dark tapestry.
• A zombie smashed a cubist sculpture.
• A zombie said "Graaaagh!"
• Cally Bradford killed a zombie with a fire axe.
• Daniel Muir killed a zombie with a pistol.
• A zombie bit Look Im a doctor to death.
• A zombie stood up.
• The lights went out in the Metcalfe Museum.

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. Thick trails of dried blood run across the walls and floor, smeared over by fresher splashes. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted Though we die, la resistance lives on. onto a wall.

There is a mob of fourteen other zombies here. You recognise grandpabody, dogdrool, dak1n1, splunk907, smells like poop, rannmann and Ferrio amongst them.

There is a dead body here.

time to evacuate. RUN!

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The floor is slick with pools of blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Briony (60_HP), Lawrence Fialkow (60_HP), Sybertronic (60_HP), Captain Fancy (60_HP), gobuick (60_HP), Bran Rainey (60_HP), Pertwee (60_HP), colt commando (60_HP), Los Baricados (60_HP), Jezzafell Jones (60_HP), Micheal Summers (60_HP), Page Turner (60_HP), Rick Fury (60_HP), txeyen (60_HP), Sarai Krieg (60_HP), gabriel chicago (60_HP), EzioAuditore Firenze (60_HP), Aridas (50_HP), Killer X747 (33_HP), dkhoo (60_HP), Zomnut (50_HP), Peter Timewell (60_HP), Peter Glau (60_HP), SK100 (56_HP), Zakorath (60_HP) and tassajaramonk (51_HP).

One of the wards has been decorated with two stuffed eagles, a cubist sculpture, a conceptual painting, a conceptual sculpture, a stuffed alligator, a stuffed lion head, a stuffed crocodile, a stuffed monkey, an impressionist sculpture, a dark tapestry, a contemporary painting and a stuffed fish.

Somebody has spraypainted EHB for now... zeds are restless tonight... EHB! onto a wall.

There is a group of nine other zombies here. You recognise dogdrool, grandpabody, Zalaran, Ferrio and Hazuzu amongst them.

Since your last turn:

• A zombie bit Bucky Tesla to death.
• A zombie fed on a corpse. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• tassajaramonk shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• A zombie said "BANANA HAH BANANA HAH RAM"
• Zakorath said "I'll try to heal as many peopel as possible coz I can heal the full amnout now."
• Zakorath said "running out of AP. Can people please take care of those Zeds?"
• A zombie destroyed the generator.
  

B: tassajaramonk back.. anybody with ap to kill him?
F: i infected him and he shot me
F: it was a good time
A: he's at 48HP

You bite tassajaramonk for 4 damage. They drop to 22 HP. They become infected. You gain 4 HP.

You maul tassajaramonk for 3 damage, and grab hold of their set of scratched and blood-smeared Fort Perryn dog-tags. They drop to 19 HP.

• You heard a loud groaning from very close by

• A zombie killed tassajaramonk.
• Bob Rommellski killed a zombie with a fire axe.
• Bob Rommellski revivified a zombie.
• Rick Fury killed a zombie with a pistol.
• A zombie killed Briony.

• Aridas said "It's time to evacuate. RUN!"

banana gang bang xuanwu

You are standing outside Tarasius General Hospital, a tall concrete building with a curved roof. The building has been loosely barricaded.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 Field Hospital and Zombie Research Centre onto a wall.

There is a mob of thirteen other zombies here. You recognise 2ndVln, rannmann and dak1n1 amongst them.

There are eighteen dead bodies here. Two of them smell strange. You recognise Ferrio, grandpabody and blakmatrix amongst them.

You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses.

You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses. The last few sections of it fall away.

You fumble open a door and, leaving it ajar, enter the building.

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Chuckee D (60_HP), Ashoreth (60_HP), Capt Rick Grimes (60_HP), Private Pubic (50_HP), Isaac Ben Ehud (50_HP), Travis Andress (60_HP), Briony (60_HP), gobuick (60_HP), Lawrence Fialkow (60_HP), Killer X747 (60_HP), xuanwu (60_HP), Sybertronic (60_HP), Firemen Blaze (60_HP), Rick Fury (60_HP), Aridas (50_HP), Jezzafell Jones (60_HP), DeadlyNightshadeZ (50_HP), Mike D Stewart (60_HP), sohofalco8 (60_HP), Zakorath (50_HP), Micheal Summers (60_HP), txeyen (60_HP), Til Schweiger (60_HP), gabriel chicago (60_HP), Captain Fancy (60_HP), Maxwellhammer (33_HP), Peter Glau (60_HP) and Peter Timewell (60_HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. One of the wards has been decorated with two stuffed eagles, a cubist sculpture, a conceptual painting, a conceptual sculpture, a stuffed alligator, a stuffed lion head, a stuffed crocodile, a stuffed monkey, an impressionist sculpture, a dark tapestry, a contemporary painting and a stuffed fish.

Somebody has spraypainted EHB for now... zeds are restless tonight... EHB! onto a wall.

You graagh threateningly, your call echoing out into the streets.

You maul xuanwu for 3 damage, and grab hold of their white short-sleeved shirt. They drop to 57 HP.

Gripping xuanwu by the shoulders, you bite them for 4 damage. They drop to 53 HP. They become infected.

You say "BANANA GANG BANG BANG BANG"

• A zombie dragged xuanwu out into the street. (20 seconds ago)

• sohofalco8 began to rebuild the barricades, using an empty bed.
• sohofalco8 shot you with a pistol for 4 damage....and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades.
• sohofalco8 shot you with a pistol for 4 damage.
• sohofalco8 began to rebuild the barricades, using a gurney.
• sohofalco8 shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. ...and again.
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades.
• You heard a loud and familiar groaning from very close by.
• A zombie destroyed the generator.
• The lights went out in Tarasius General Hospital.
• You heard a loud and familiar groaning from somewhere nearby.
• Peter Glau killed a zombie with a pistol.
• Peter Glau shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage....and again. ...and again.
• Peter Glau shot you with a pistol for 4 damage.
• You took a Headshot from Peter Glau the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up.
• Peter Glau dumped your body out onto the street.
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby.
• You heard a loud and familiar groaning from somewhere nearby.
• You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the east and 4 blocks to the south. ...and again.

You are dead.

You stand up.

There are nineteen dead bodies here. One of them smells strange. You recognise Ferrio, xuanwu and Lothgar amongst them.

You fumble open a door and, leaving it ajar, enter the building.

You graagh threateningly, your call echoing out into the streets.

• Rick Fury killed a zombie with a pistol.
• Rick Fury began to rebuild the barricades, using a filing cabinet.
• Bucky Tesla killed a zombie with a pistol.
• gobuick killed a zombie with a fire axe.
• gobuick hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades.
• A zombie said "Mrrh?"
• A zombie gestured at itself.
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie grabbed hold of you!
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. ...and again.
• The zombie lost its grip.
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie grabbed hold of you!
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• The zombie lost its grip.
• Bran Rainey revivified a zombie.
• colt commando killed a zombie with a pistol.
• colt commando shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• You took a Headshot from colt commando the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up.

You stand up.

Graagh!

You are standing outside St Columbanus's Hospital, a tall concrete building surrounded by a large paved plaza. The building's doors have been left wide open.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted THE END IS HERE! Join Minions of the Apocalypse! onto a wall.

There is a group of seven other zombies here. You recognise rannmann and smells like poop amongst them.

There are three dead bodies here. You recognise dak1n1.

Since your last turn:

• A zombie said "Graaaagh!" (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Graagh." (27 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged Capt Rick Grimes out into the street. (3 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Capt Rick Grimes. (3 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 6 blocks to the east and 7 blocks to the south. (2 minutes ago)

You enter the building.

You are inside St Columbanus's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The floor is flecked with fresh blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Potzer (13_HP), A Screaming MiMi (46_HP), King of Angels (56_HP), Pertwee (53_HP) and Red Lantern Jordan (43_HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111Ain'tDoneYet onto a wall.

There are three other zombies here. You recognise Hazuzu, Arcady and Zalaran.

• A zombie dragged Potzer out into the street. (6 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged Red Lantern Jordan out into the street. (5 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged A Screaming MiMi out into the street. (2 minutes ago)

You maul King of Angels for 3 damage, and grab hold of their bloodstained Pole Mall staff shirt. They drop to 23 HP.

• A zombie dragged King of Angels out into the street. (42 seconds ago)
• A zombie dragged Pertwee out into the street. (12 seconds ago)
• A zombie ransacked the building. (9 seconds ago)

You ransack further rooms of the building.

You ransack further rooms of the building. The building is now ruined.

You leave the building.

You are standing outside St Columbanus's Hospital, a tall concrete building surrounded by a large paved plaza. The windows are splashed with fresh blood. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined. Also here are Potzer (10_HP), A Screaming MiMi (10_HP), King of Angels (11_HP), Pertwee (11_HP) and Red Lantern Jordan (10_HP).

You give a deep and echoing groan.

• A zombie stood up. (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed King of Angels. (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Red Lantern Jordan. (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Potzer. (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• Potzer rose from the dead as a zombie. (56 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit A Screaming MiMi to death. (45 minutes ago)

You gesture to a factory.

You say "RAM RAM GANG BANG BANANA"

You are standing outside a factory, a tall white-stone building surrounded by lawns. The building has been very strongly barricaded.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted a beautiful black rose http://tinyurl.com/8bavfl onto a wall.

You smash at the barricade.

1111 alive or dead - still lame

• A zombie killed a zombie. (13 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (13 hours and 18 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (13 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (13 hours and 18 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)
• The zombie lost its grip. (13 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (13 hours and 18 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (13 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• The zombie lost its grip. (13 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (13 hours and 18 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (13 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (13 hours and 18 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)
• The zombie lost its grip. (13 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (13 hours and 18 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (13 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (13 hours and 18 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• The zombie lost its grip. (13 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (13 hours and 18 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)
• The zombie grabbed hold of you! (13 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• The zombie lost its grip. (13 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• butch wormjuice killed a zombie with a pistol. (10 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• butch wormjuice shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (10 hours and 39 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again.
• You took a Headshot from butch wormjuice the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. (10 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• butch wormjuice dumped your body out onto the street. (10 hours and 39 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 1 block to the east and 1 block to the north. (6 hours and 41 minutes ago) ...and again.

zombie fire brigade

• Sybertronic began to rebuild the barricades, using a vending machine.
• Sybertronic extracted a DNA sample from you.
• SK100 killed a zombie with a shotgun.
• Daniel Muir killed a zombie with a pistol.
• Daniel Muir said "Stay down!"
• SantaCruzGary killed a zombie with a fire axe.
• A flare was fired 2 blocks to the east and 14 blocks to the north.
• gabriel chicago killed a zombie with a pistol.
• gabriel chicago shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• z smurf healed you for 10 HP. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• Joe the Juicemane shot you with a pistol for 4 damage.
• Joe the Juicemane shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage.
• Joe the Juicemane shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• Joe the Juicemane hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage.
• Page Turner shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• Page Turner shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage.
• Page Turner hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage.
• You took a Headshot from Page Turner the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up.
• Page Turner dumped your body out onto the street.
• A flare was fired 10 blocks to the east and 9 blocks to the south.
• The lights came on inside Langman Lane Fire Station.

You are lying outside Langman Lane Fire Station, a four-storey concrete building surrounded by railings. The building has been quite strongly barricaded.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111Entrypoint onto a wall.

There are three other zombies here. You recognise grandpabody, dak1n1 and Hazuzu.

There are six dead bodies here. You recognise deadrats, Zalaran, zed8080, 2ndVln and smells like poop amongst them.

You are dead.

You stand up.

You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses. The last few sections of it fall away.

You fumble open a door and, leaving it ajar, enter the building.

You are inside Langman Lane Fire Station. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Sybertronic (60_HP), Page Turner (60_HP) and z smurf (60_HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111EntryPoint, get axe, keep at VSB onto a wall.

You give a low and unsteady moan.

You maul Sybertronic for 3 damage, and grab hold of their torn and blood-soaked dark blue jacket. They drop to 11 HP.

• A zombie dragged Sybertronic out into the street.
  
• A zombie dragged Page Turner out into the street.
• A zombie dragged z smurf out into the street.
• A zombie ransacked the building.
• A zombie ruined the building.

The building has already been ruined - it cannot be ransacked any further.

• A zombie said "GAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Zang! Bang!"
• A zombie destroyed the generator.
• A zombie said "Rh!"
  

zombie gah gah

• A zombie killed dogdrool.
• Daniel Muir killed a zombie with a pistol.
• Daniel Muir revivified a zombie.
• Daniel Muir said "Whoops. Sorry mate. Wrong button."
• xuanwu said "KillerX you are missing the action inside! here ya go... Others who want revive head to Bragg Park for quick service!"
• xuanwu revivified a zombie.
• A zombie said "Graaaagh!"
• A zombie said "Rarararh"
• A zombie gestured at one of the zombies.
• A zombie said "Bananaz"
• A zombie said "Mrh?"
• screwby1313 killed a zombie with a pistol.
• A zombie stood up.
• Killer X747 stood up.
• A zombie gestured at the barricades.
• The lights went out in Tarasius General Hospital.
• The lights came on inside Tarasius General Hospital.
• A flare was fired 14 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the north.
• A zombie fed on a corpse. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• A zombie stood up.
• masterofclowns rose from the dead as a zombie.
• Seth Ehre Myrrh shot you with a pistol for 4 damage.
• Seth Ehre Myrrh killed a zombie with a pistol.
• ArgRIB extracted a DNA sample from you.
• junkie512 rose from the dead as a zombie.
• Zakorath revivified a zombie. ...and again.
• A zombie killed Zakorath.
• A zombie said "Graaaagh!"
• A zombie said "Graagh."
• Lev2009 killed a zombie with a pistol. ...and another.
• Christian Duvois shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage.
• bavo50 hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• Zakorath rose from the dead as a zombie.
  

• A zombie stood up.
• A zombie said "Rah Rah Ah ah ah Ra Ra Ah Gah Gah"
• A zombie said "Rah Rah Ah Gah Gah Ah Rahn Rrrrh Baa Rahmanz"

• Chris Howe stood up.
• A zombie said "Brnhr."
• A zombie said "Graaaagh!"
• You heard a distant groaning 2 blocks to the east and 1 block to the south.
• A zombie stood up.
• A zombie stood up.
• A zombie stood up.
• A zombie stood up.
• Maneco stood up.
• tassajaramonk said "Stand at Bragg Park for revives! Nice to see everybody, 1111isWaving..."
• A zombie stood up.
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie grabbed hold of you!
• You heard a distant groaning 2 blocks to the east and 1 block to the south.
• deadrats stabbed you with a knife for 2 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again ...and again. ...and again ...and again. ...and again ...and again. ...and again ...and again. ...and again ...and again. ...and again ...and again. ...and again ...and again. ...and again
• You took a Headshot from deadrats the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up.
• A flare was fired 5 blocks to the east and 13 blocks to the north.
• You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south.
• You heard a loud and familiar groaning 3 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. ...and again.
• A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 14 blocks to the north.
• You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south.
• A flare was fired 8 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the north.
• Hazuzu rose from the dead as a zombie
• You heard a loud and distant groaning 3 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the south. ...and again.