Tassajaramonk flares & death

You are standing outside Tarasius General Hospital, a tall concrete building with a curved roof. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

Somebody has spraypainted 11@@ @i%@d #@#pita# *o% t@e W@u#d@d onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

There is a dead body here.

Since your last turn:

• tassajaramonk fired a flare gun at you for 12 damage. (yesterday) (Now 1 east, 1 south.)
• A zombie dragged tassajaramonk out into the street. (3 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed tassajaramonk. (3 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• tassajaramonk rose from the dead as a zombie. (2 hours and 3 minutes ago)

There is no barricade here.

You enter the building.

You feel drawn towards Bragg Park, 1 block east and 1 south.

You are standing in Bragg Park.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111isWatching onto a tree.

There is a dead body here. It smells strange. It's tassajaramonk.

You are standing outside Naisbitt Auto Repair, a four-storey concrete building criss-crossed with police tape. The building has been quite strongly barricaded. Also here is Seankdo1 (37HP).

You attack Seankdo1 and miss.

You maul Seankdo1 for 3 damage, and grab hold of them. They drop to 34 HP.

Gripping Seankdo1 by the shoulders, you bite them for 4 damage. They drop to 30 HP. You gain 4 HP.

You are standing outside Tarasius General Hospital, a tall concrete building with a curved roof. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

Somebody has spraypainted 11@@ @i%@d #@#pita# *o% t@e W@u#d@d onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

There is a dead body here.

You enter the building.

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted 11%1@%#atc#*%g onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

There is another zombie here.

You say "RAM RAM BANANA GANG BANG"

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You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Aelomn (44HP) and Maxwellhammer (48HP).

One of the wards has been decorated with a stuffed lion head and a stuffed fish.

Somebody has spraypainted S*ua@#o*1*@% H@*@#u@rte%s onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

There are two other zombies here, all of them from your horde. You recognise Lothgar and Hazuzu.
Since your last turn:

• A zombie destroyed the generator. (47 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged SilSky out into the street. (46 minutes ago)
• Gripping Aelomn by the shoulders, you bite them for 4 damage. They drop to 37 HP. You gain 3 HP.

RAM RAM: Modzer0 lives!

• You stand up.
• tassajaramonk shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (4 hours and 49 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (4 hours and 25 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Ram Ram banana gang bang" (4 hours and 23 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged tassajaramonk out into the street. (4 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud and familiar groaning from somewhere nearby. (4 hours and 21 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed Maradon. (4 hours and 21 minutes ago)
• A zombie fed on a corpse. (4 hours and 20 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• A zombie gestured at the generator. (4 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud and familiar groaning from somewhere nearby. (4 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• A zombie fed on a corpse. (4 hours and 16 minutes ago)
• SilSky shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (exactly 4 hours ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• A zombie said "Mrrh" (3 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• sweet little girl shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (2 hours and 26 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• You took a Headshot from sweet little girl the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. (2 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• sweet little girl dumped your body out onto the street. (2 hours and 26 minutes ago)
• The lights went out in Tarasius General Hospital. (1 hour and 46 minutes ago)
• The lights came on inside Tarasius General Hospital. (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• You stand up.
• tassajaramonk extracted a DNA sample from you. (3 hours and 27 minutes ago) (They're still here.)
• tassajaramonk said "Modzer0 lives!" (3 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• Ornella killed a zombie with a fire axe. (51 minutes ago)
• You say "RAM RAM"
• SilSky shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (3 hours and 49 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (3 hours and 48 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 48 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 48 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 48 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 48 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 48 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• SilSky shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (3 hours and 48 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)
• SilSky shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (3 hours and 48 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)
• You took a Headshot from SilSky the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. (3 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• SilSky dumped your body out onto the street. (3 hours and 47 minutes ago)
• You stand up.
• A zombie stood up. (14 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• officeromally smashed a beer bottle over your head for 3 damage. (14 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)
• You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses.
• You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses.
• A zombie stood up. (1 second ago)
• 
  

evil zombie group

The exertions of the day have numbed your clouded brain. You stand where you were, swaying slightly.

Since your last turn:

• tassajaramonk said "It's ModZero! an evil zombie group!" (0 seconds ago)

Gripping tassajaramonk by the shoulders, you bite them for 4 damage. They drop to 43 HP.

trouble in 1111 ranks

You are standing outside Tarasius General Hospital, a tall concrete building with a curved roof. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded.

Lights are on inside.

There is a mob of twelve other zombies here, four of them from your horde. You recognise splunk907, Hazuzu and Arcady amongst them.

There are sixteen dead bodies here. One of them smells strange. You recognise grandpabody, 2ndVln, Zalaran, Lothgar, dak1n1 and Ferrio amongst them.

Since your last turn:

• The lights went out in Langman Lane Fire Station. (23 hours and 32 minutes ago)
• A zombie stood up. (20 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• You heard a muffled groaning 1 block to the north. (20 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• The lights came on inside a factory. (19 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• A zombie stood up. (18 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 12 blocks to the west and 11 blocks to the north. (18 hours and 44 minutes ago)
• A zombie stood up. (18 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud and familiar bellowing from somewhere nearby. (18 hours and 5 minutes ago)
• The lights went out in Tarasius General Hospital. (17 hours and 52 minutes ago)
• A zombie stood up. (17 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• A zombie stood up. (16 hours and 41 minutes ago)
• You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. (16 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• A zombie stood up. (16 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• A zombie stood up. (16 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• The lights came on inside Tarasius General Hospital. (15 hours and 24 minutes ago)
• A zombie stood up. (13 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• stan stansfield killed a zombie with a pistol. (13 hours and 31 minutes ago) ...and another.
• A zombie stood up. (13 hours and 10 minutes ago)
• Aisaki revivified a zombie. (12 hours and 20 minutes ago)
• You heard a distant groaning 5 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the south. (12 hours and 15 minutes ago)
• A zombie stood up. (11 hours and 44 minutes ago)
• looky lou rose from the dead as a zombie. (11 hours and 30 minutes ago)
• A zombie stood up. (6 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• The lights came on inside Langman Lane Fire Station. (4 hours and 45 minutes ago)
• Los Baricados rose from the dead as a zombie. (4 hours and 18 minutes ago)
• Shotgunchief rose from the dead as a zombie. (4 hours and 14 minutes ago)
• The lights went out in Langman Lane Fire Station. (3 hours and 1 minute ago)
• xuanwu said "tasajaramonk, we've noted you, your alt Cap Rick Grimees and xuanvvu. Try being yourself instead of riding our nuts... Anyways I can't say we're all that impressed with your originality, but have fun making an idiot of yourself!" (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
• A zombie killed a zombie. (34 minutes ago)
• sadko stood up. (12 minutes ago)

undead balls

You are lying outside Tarasius General Hospital, a tall concrete building with a curved roof. The windows are splashed with fresh blood. The building has been loosely barricaded.

There is a group of ten other zombies here. You recognise smells like poop and Lothgar amongst them.

There are twenty-nine dead bodies here. You recognise Arcady, tassajaramonk, rannmann and Ferrio amongst them.

Since your last turn:

• A zombie killed Zhoulotskunosprok. (1 hour and 5 minutes ago)
• Rick Fury began to rebuild the barricades, using some furniture. (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)
• Bluemidget killed a zombie with a pistol. (48 minutes ago)
• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (47 minutes ago)
• Bluemidget killed a zombie with a pistol. (47 minutes ago)
• A zombie dragged Bran Rainey out into the street. (47 minutes ago)
• Daniel Muir began to rebuild the barricades, using a wheelchair. (28 minutes ago)
• Daniel Muir said "*Empties his revolver into the face of a zombie, who refuses to die. Then kicks him in the undead balls.* Think this is about it, folks. I'm retreating. See you when we get this place back under control." (27 minutes ago)
• SK100 shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (25 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• Bucky Tesla killed a zombie with a pistol. (10 minutes ago)
• Bucky Tesla said "yeeeeeeeehaw!" (9 minutes ago)
• Bucky Tesla shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (8 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again.
• You took a Headshot from Bucky Tesla the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. (8 minutes ago)
• Bucky Tesla dumped your body out onto the street. (8 minutes ago)

You are dead.

You stand up.

You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses. The last few sections of it fall away.

You fumble open a door and, leaving it ajar, enter the building.

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. Thick trails of blood are smeared across the walls and floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Jezzafell Jones (60_HP), Edward Yagami (60_HP), Gregory Stevens (60_HP), Aka rage (60_HP), Til Schweiger (60_HP), Pesho (60_HP), The Goomba (46_HP), Ashoreth (60_HP), botheefus (60_HP), gabriel chicago (60_HP), Micheal Summers (60_HP), Page Turner (60_HP), Teds Dead (60_HP), Seth Ehre Myrrh (60_HP), Los Baricados (60_HP), Firemen Blaze (60_HP), RubyRage (60_HP), Killer X747 (60_HP), Mateo San Pelayo (60_HP), butch wormjuice (60_HP), Doctor Sigmund Freud (60_HP), txeyen (60_HP), jenjen88 (60_HP), Yami's Fury (42_HP), colt commando (56_HP), Zedd Brannigan (56_HP), Bucky Tesla (60_HP), gobuick (60_HP), Raving Lunatic (55_HP) and Lawrence Fialkow (60_HP).

One of the wards has been decorated with a conceptual painting, two stuffed alligators, two stuffed crocodiles, three stuffed monkeys, a stuffed moose head, two stuffed bears, a stuffed fish and a stuffed tiger head.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 HQ and Hospital KEEP EHB++! onto a wall.

There are four other zombies here. You recognise dak1n1, Hazuzu and Zalaran amongst them.

You graagh threateningly, your call echoing around the room.

Not a fan of the spa

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital (Zombie Spa-N-Bath), one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. The wreckage is thick with dust. Thick trails of dried, smeared blood run across the walls and floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted Though we die, la resistance lives on. onto a wall.

There is a group of eight other zombies here. You recognise Arcady, 2ndVln, Ferrio, butch wormjuice, grandpabody, dak1n1 and rannmann amongst them.

Since your last turn:

• A zombie stood up.
• Daniel Muir said "Goddamn undead, GET OUT OF MY BUILDING"
• Daniel Muir killed a zombie with a knife.
• Daniel Muir killed a zombie with a pistol.
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie grabbed hold of you!
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage.
• The zombie's bite was infected!
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie lost its grip.
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie grabbed hold of you!
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie lost its grip.
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
• The zombie grabbed hold of you!
• A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. ...and again.
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. ...and again.
• A zombie gestured at one of the zombies.
• A zombie said "Graaaagh!"

• Firemen Blaze said "you all are funny"
  

• You heard a low groaning 1 block to the west and 1 block to the south.
• You heard a loud and distant groaning 4 blocks to the east.
• Pertwee killed a zombie with a pistol.
• A zombie killed a zombie.
• A flare was fired 11 blocks to the south.
• A zombie stood up.
• A zombie said "Graaaagh!"
• A zombie said "Graaaagh!"
• A zombie gestured at one of the zombies.
• A zombie said "Bananaz"
• officeromally shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
• officeromally killed a zombie with a shotgun.
• officeromally extracted a DNA sample from you. (Scent lost.)
• officeromally shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. ..and again.
• officeromally shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage.
• Capt Rick Grimes shot you with a pistol for 4 damage.
• Capt Rick Grimes shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage.
• Capt Rick Grimes shot you with a pistol for 4 damage.
• You took a Headshot from Capt Rick Grimes the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up.
• Capt Rick Grimes dumped your body out onto the street.