Friday, May 21, 2010

bi-polar 1111 visits

  • SmackMeUpGunBitch killed a zombie with a fire axe.
  • tassajaramonk said "Hi ModZ, nice seige lately! I hear that UrbanDead is currently 3:1 humans to zombies, which means that most people are playing survivor these days. So I'd like to say thanks for being the zombies and making this game fun. I'm thinking of making a zombie"
  • tassajaramonk said "alt just to try and even the odds a bit here in Malton! Anyways, zombies are tough to play and I appreciate that you guys give us one hell of a good fight. All the 1111's have a dread-filled respect for ModZero and we are glad to keep fighting you guys." (1111 member)
  • Will Runner said "Hey, what's up?"
  • The lights went out in the Metcalfe Museum.

You say "RAM RAM BANANA rh HARM HARMAN GRAH HA HA"

Thursday, May 20, 2010

party in the factory

13:53 Hazusu: the factory is at lightly barricaded

You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses. The last few sections of it fall away.

You are standing outside a factory, a tall yellow-stone building riddled with bullet holes. The building's doors have been secured.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111Now&Forever onto a wall.

There are two other zombies here. You recognise Hazuzu.

There are two dead bodies here.

You fumble open a door and, leaving it ajar, enter the building.

You are inside a factory. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are MrDentist (60HP), Captain Fancy (60HP) and Firemen Blaze (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

You give a low and unsteady moan.


There is another zombie here. It's grandpabody.

You maul Captain Fancy for 3 damage, and grab hold of them. They drop to 12 HP.

You are inside a factory. The machinery has been ruined, with dark oil pooling on the concrete floor. The floor is flecked with fresh blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

There is a group of ten other zombies here. You recognise Hazuzu, Ferrio, Zalaran, 2ndVln, grandpabody, Lothgar, dak1n1, smells like poop and Jugs McFly amongst them.

There are two dead bodies here.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

autocad defense enabled

The building has been barricaded from the inside.

You gesture to a factory.

You say "RAM RAM ZARG GANG"

You are standing outside a factory, a tall yellow-stone building riddled with bullet holes. The building has been very strongly barricaded.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted For the Rose District! http://tinyurl.com/8bavfl onto a wall.

There are two other zombies here. You recognise Jugs McFly.

There are two dead bodies here.

09:42 ferrio: factory open

You enter the building.

You are inside a factory. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is Captain Fancy (27HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

There is another zombie here. It's Ferrio.
  • You heard a low and familiar groaning from very close by.
You maul Captain Fancy for 3 damage, and grab hold of them. They drop to 15 HP.
16:39 burns: btw, tarsius hospital is open
You are standing outside Tarasius General Hospital, a tall concrete building with a curved roof. The building has been loosely barricaded. Also here is blakmatrix (8HP).

You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses. The last few sections of it fall away.

You fumble open a door and, leaving it ajar, enter the building.

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Dr Mefford (60HP), Danny42 (60HP), jandresg (60HP), Will Runner (50HP), Dragonfly77 (60HP), Fighting Irises (60HP), PenelopeGilley (50HP), Sybertronic (60HP), Firekid (60HP), Sarai Krieg (60HP), txeyen (60HP), Page Turner (60HP), The T (60HP), Maxwellhammer (60HP), jenjen88 (60HP), cameron shelley (60HP), SK100 (60HP), gabriel chicago (60HP), butch wormjuice (60HP), Til Schweiger (60HP), Pertwee (60HP), Peter Glau (60HP), Christian Duvois (60HP), Firemen Blaze (60HP), frakmage (50HP), Jezzafell Jones (60HP), Dr Coriell (60HP), Nearaven (60HP), Killer X747 (60HP), Los Baricados (50HP), Mike D Stewart (60HP), tassajaramonk (60HP), Bran Rainey (60HP), colt commando (60HP), gobuick (60HP) and Raving Lunatic (60HP).

One of the wards has been decorated with two stuffed eagles, a stuffed alligator, a stuffed monkey and an impressionist sculpture.

Somebody has spraypainted 1111 HQ and Hospital KEEP EHB++! onto a wall.

There is a group of six other zombies here. You recognise The FaIlen, NinjaZzombie, SkuIl Hunter and Zalaran amongst them.

  • You heard a loud and familiar groaning from very close by.

You graagh threateningly, your call echoing around the room.

  • You heard a loud but muffled groaning from inside the building.
  • Raving Lunatic began to rebuild the barricades, using a gurney.
You bite Raving Lunatic for 4 damage. They drop to 35 HP.
You maul Raving Lunatic for 3 damage, and grab hold of their blood-soaked red hooded sweater. They drop to 31 HP.
Gripping Raving Lunatic by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 28 HP.
Your target is no longer here.

  • You heard a loud and familiar groaning from somewhere nearby.
  • Rick Fury began to rebuild the barricades, using a desk.
  • Firekid killed a zombie with a pistol.
  • Rick Fury killed a zombie with a pistol.
  • Firekid said "Stand fast everyone! I promise a free dinner for everyone (except the zombies) if we can hold this mad house! *Yells out some random bit of gibberish that Tranformers fans will know as the universal greeting.* Oh the irony!"
  • Los Baricados revivified a zombie. ...and again. ...and again.
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades.
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby. ...and again.
  • SkuIl Hunter stood up.
  • Dr Coriell shot you with a pistol for 4 damage.
  • Dr Coriell shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • Dr Coriell shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • You took a Headshot from Dr Coriell the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up.
  • Dr Coriell dumped your body out onto the street.

You are dead.

Monday, May 17, 2010

new toe tags available

You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are RubyRage (39HP), Sybertronic (60HP), deadrats (56HP), Dr Mefford (56HP), gobuick (56HP), Joe the Juicemane (46HP), botheefus (60HP), The T (60HP), Page Turner (60HP), Killer X747 (60HP), Maxwellhammer (60HP), Christian Duvois (60HP), Danny42 (60HP), Mike Shultz (60HP), txeyen (60HP), SK100 (60HP), cameron shelley (60HP), jandresg (60HP), Shotgunchief (55HP), Dragonfly77 (60HP), Til Schweiger (60HP), Doctor 21 (60HP), gabriel chicago (60HP), Lawrence Fialkow (60HP), Paxation (60HP), newathan (60HP), Will Runner (50HP), krazyfkr (60HP), Mister Bippers (60HP), Firemen Blaze (60HP), Pertwee (60HP), Bucky Tesla (60HP), sohofalco8 (53HP), butch wormjuice (47HP), Nearaven (56HP), Raving Lunatic (42HP) and Los Baricados (50HP).

One of the wards has been decorated with two stuffed eagles and a stuffed monkey.

Somebody has spraypainted We are back!! onto a wall.

There is a mob of eleven other zombies here. You recognise Lothgar, Ferrio, grandpabody, The FaIlen, NinjaZzombie, SkuIl Hunter, Hazuzu and Zalaran amongst them.

Since your last turn:

  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
  • Brandon Vette said "**shakes head at jenjen** from one group of losers to another. why don't you join a winning team? **wink**"
  • Brandon Vette killed jenjen88 with a shotgun.
  • Brandon Vette died from an infection.
  • Brandon Vette rose from the dead as a zombie.
  • You heard a loud and familiar groaning from very close by.
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
  • Raving Lunatic said "So the plague equals bad but modzer0= good. Glad we cleared that up!"
  • Raving Lunatic began to rebuild the barricades, using some chairs.
  • Raving Lunatic killed a zombie with a fire axe.
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades.
  • Raving Lunatic said "Come on i got enough for all of ya!"
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by.
  • Raving Lunatic began to rebuild the barricades, using some chairs.
  • A zombie brought down the last of the barricades.
  • A zombie gestured at Raving Lunatic.
  • A zombie said "HAHAHAHA"
  • Raving Lunatic said "Gesture all you want we're still gonna win AGAIN! Laugh about THAT!"
  • You heard a loud groaning from very close by. ...and again.

Consolation beer and party

  • Kajamir repaired the radio transmitter.
  • Capt Rick Grimes repaired the generator.
  • Capt Rick Grimes killed a zombie with a pistol.
  • SK100 began to rebuild the barricades, using some furniture.
  • Capt Rick Grimes killed a zombie with a pistol.
  • Capt Rick Grimes killed a zombie with a fire axe.
  • The Hoffmeister healed you for 10 HP. ...and again. ...and again.
  • Killer X747 shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • You took a Headshot from Killer X747 the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up.
  • Killer X747 dumped your body out onto the street.
  • Hazuzu rose from the dead as a zombie.
  • William Nye revivified a zombie.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • The lights came on inside Gilling Road Railway Station.

You gesture to a factory.

You say "RAM RAM GANG --- GRAH BANANA RAM"

wait! What is that I see? is that BEER?

You are inside Beer Towers(*) The doors to the street have been left wide open.

A damaged portable generator has been set up here. It is running low on fuel.

Somebody has spraypainted Viva La GANJA! onto a wall.

You drink a pint of beer

You smash at the generator, damaging it. It falters for a moment. (28 pints later)

You ransack the building.

You ransack further rooms of the building. The building is now ruined.

You smash at the generator. It breaks beyond repair.

ahh, a refreshing

Are you sure you want to jump out of a window? This will kill you.

You fall heavily onto the pavement, a few storeys below.

You are standing outside Beer Towers, a fire-damaged grey-stone building with arched windows. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

hot zombie on zombie action

  • A zombie stood up.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • A zombie gestured at the barricades.
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby.
  • ESpengler stood up.
  • NinjaZzombie stood up.
  • Brandon Vette stood up.
  • The lights went out in Tarasius General Hospital.
  • You heard a loud and low groaning from somewhere nearby.
  • A zombie gestured to Tarasius General Hospital.
  • Marcus Phillip killed a zombie with a pistol. ...and another.
You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses.
You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses.
  • Sarai Krieg shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • You took a Headshot from Sarai Krieg the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up.
  • A flare was fired 1 block to the east and 4 blocks to the south.

You smash at the barricade. Part of it collapses.

  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you!
  • The zombie lost its grip.
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you!
  • A zombie
    Publish Post
    clawed at you for 3 damage. ...and again. ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip.
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you!
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
  • The zombie lost its grip.
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage.
  • The zombie grabbed hold of you!
  • A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
  • The zombie lost its grip.
  • MrCleanFromHell killed a zombie with a pistol.
  • MrCleanFromHell killed a zombie with a shotgun.
  • Mr W4K3NB4K3 II killed a zombie with a fire axe.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • A flare was fired 5 blocks to the east and 6 blocks to the north.
  • Doctor 21 shot you with a pistol for 4 damage.
  • Dr Mefford extracted a DNA sample from you.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • Lady Amedeus extracted a DNA sample from you.
  • jandresg killed a zombie with a pistol.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • A zombie fed on a corpse. ...and again. ...and again.
  • The lights came on inside Langman Lane Fire Station.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • Brandon Vette rose from the dead as a zombie.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • You heard a loud and familiar groaning from somewhere nearby.
You are inside Tarasius General Hospital, one of the city's psychiatric hospitals. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are RubyRage (60HP), Shotgunchief (60HP), Killer X747 (60HP), Sybertronic (60HP), cameron shelley (60HP), txeyen (60HP), Reaker (60HP), Maxwellhammer (60HP), Bucky Tesla (60HP), Seth Ehre Myrrh (52HP), Capt Rick Grimes (56HP), Doctor 21 (60HP), Dr Mefford (60HP), Joe the Juicemane (50HP), Til Schweiger (60HP), deadrats (60HP), SK100 (60HP), Bran Rainey (60HP), Christian Duvois (60HP), gabriel chicago (60HP), jandresg (60HP), sohofalco8 (60HP), Los Baricados (50HP), Raving Lunatic (60HP), Lawrence Fialkow (60HP), butch wormjuice (60HP), jenjen88 (60HP), Nearaven (60HP), gobuick (60HP), Cally Bradford (60HP), tassajaramonk (60HP) and PenelopeGilley (50HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a battered radio transmitter that's currently set to 27.77 MHz. One of the wards has been decorated with a stuffed eagle and a stuffed monkey.

Somebody has spraypainted We are back!! onto a wall.

There are three other zombies here. You recognise Zalaran, smells like poop and 2ndVln.

You graagh threateningly, your call echoing out into the streets.

You maul tassajaramonk for 3 damage, and grab hold of their set of scratched and blood-smeared Fort Perryn dog-tags. They drop to 20 HP.

You maul tassajaramonk for 3 damage, and grab hold of their set of scratched and blood-smeared Fort Perryn dog-tags. They drop to 11 HP.

  • A zombie dragged tassajaramonk out into the street.


sad zombie is sad

You are standing outside Tarasius General Hospital, a tall concrete building with a curved roof. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded.

Lights are on inside.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • A flare was fired 8 blocks to the west and 10 blocks to the south.
  • The lights came on inside Tarasius General Hospital.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • The lights went out in Tarasius General Hospital.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • The lights came on inside a factory.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • katyos killed a zombie with a pistol.
  • You heard a loud and distant groaning 5 blocks to the east and 1 block to the south. ...and again.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • William Nye revivified a zombie.
  • William Nye extracted a DNA sample from you.
  • William Nye revivified a zombie. ) ...and again.
  • Max Veers revivified a zombie. ...and again.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • The lights came on inside Tarasius General Hospital.
  • A zombie stood up.
  • You heard a loud and distant groaning 5 blocks to the east and 1 block to the south. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
There is a group of seven other zombies here. You recognise Jugs McFly, 2ndVln, splunk907, SkuIl Hunter and smells like poop amongst them.

There are sixteen dead bodies here. Six of them smell strange. You recognise zed8080, Lothgar, Ferrio, Zalaran, Hazuzu, NinjaZzombie and grandpabody amongst them.